Why do men smoke

　　1. Smoking one occasionally when you have nothing to do is just like finding a companion for your mouth. It is more economical and hygienic than eating snacks.

　　2. I always carry a pack of cigarettes with me. Even if my wallet is deflated, my pockets are still bulging. That’s called stability.

　　3. When friends meet, they hand over a cigarette, puff out the smoke, and talk happily. Especially when you are full of wine and food, you can light up one. "A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god"!

　　4. It's the only thing you can hold in your mouth while going to the toilet without worrying about being laughed at or feeling disgusted.

　　5. When you feel confused, helpless or sad, you can smoke to vent. This is better than your wife. If you smoke your wife at that time, she will smoke you in turn, and cigarettes will not resist.

　　6. It is safer than drinking. You never have to worry about being caught by the police for smoking while driving.

　　7. Maybe it is your only and best friend on a lonely night.